Ten Reasons Why I MIGHT Endorse Obama, Even Though My Name is ‘McCain’ (and because I can’t think of anything MEANINGFUL to blather about):
I am not usually one for politics, but I have been having funny dreams lately, so here goes:
10. It would make Hillary really, really mad, and I don’t think she is capable of happiness.
9. 4 out of 5 doctors agree
8. He has tremendous oral hygene.
7. John McCain was seen wearing a Manchester United jersey (which is a sign of the devil).
6. I would remain the black sheep in my family (no pun).
5. Brett fucking Williams!
4. It will finally send Dick Cheney spiralling into some nefarious region of oblivion (not quite killing him, mind you, but almost like putting him in that glass window, like Superman 2).
3. To redeem myself for at one time supporting and buying records from Scritti Politti.
2. The Hypno Toad.
1. Because his name is onomatopoeia for passing gas (along with Braaap, Briiip, and booooop).
Goddamn Right!
Comment by brett — February 19, 2008 @ 5:20 pm